This is the first time Joan Rivers has made me laugh. What a hypocrite.

"Classic rapist"? The fuck?

Purple outfits aside, WTF is that apple cake thing? Not sure poking it with a sword is wise - it might get provoked.

That has happened to me. For one brief, glorious minute in 2013 everyone knew that I had not only watched "HoT BoyZ Make Luv VERY Swet" but liked it enough that I wanted to share it with the world.

Catholic here....I'm agnostic at this point, but so sick and tired at assholes like Hobby Lobby and their ilk proclaiming that Christians are one thing when in reality, Jesus was the opposite.

Check out Episcopalianism. We also throw good parties with strong drinks - at least at my WASPy parish, where 4pm is Gin-and-Tonic-o'clock ;)

He was especially a dick to rich people, and called them out on their bullshit all the time. I love how so many of his parables involve trolling rich people.

See!! #NotAllChristians

Thanks for basically ruining my weekend with this story. Leaving now to take my kids for as much ice cream as they can eat until they barf. Big hugs for them. They are the light of my life.

Oh, and Shailene Woodley wore it for a Vanity Fair shoot.

I just, like, can't deal with his face first thing in the morning anymore.

When I saw this segment today I rolled my eyes so hard I almost fell off my couch ...

A hero among our people.

I'm not British either but I think it's the British version of "redneck" or "white trash."

I didn't read his original quote, but for what it's worth, there are a lot of people who feel that way. In fact, many people think as long as it's local it's okay to eat it—even adorable cows who did nuthin but frolic in a field before getting a bolt between the eyes. So what makes his attitude so obnoxious, is my…

WHAT.

Baby please give me a little hole

No no no, money buys you a DEGREE. You have to actually work for an education.