Ugh you're totally right, I'm so sick of the unrealistic beauty standards of society, WE CAN'T ALL HAVE COLOSTOMY BAGS AND A CHRONIC MEDICAL CONDITION.

Well, if there are no volunteers, I *guess* I could try to help. C'mere, Schär-bear. ;)

That's because we're all survivors!

Well to be fair, most of us are to the left...to the left.

Oh he's not doing an exam, he's using that speculum as a puppet to explain a patient's anatomy, reassure her of normalcy, and answer her specific questions, thus establishing open communication between patient and physician.

Doctors don't need to wear gloves when using the speculum puppet, everyone knows that.

As Cecily mentioned in the interview, a lot of inmates don't have media contacts. It's hard to arrange an interview in Rikers, and she has a large network on the outside who helped me coordinate it — I would have liked to speak to more inmates, but, again, it's very hard to get in touch with someone in Rikers.

Why is it important to mention that she is a "pacifist activist and grad student"? Seems like this odd need to distinguish her from "THOSE" inmates who are just poor and most likely Black or Brown, who aren't activists. Who likely never went to college, let alone to grad school. Who are just people locked up for…

The ones making a joke of his songs are funny but the ones that are totally random are hysterical. Unable to screenshot but these:

Personal favorites for me were...

When a campus cop tells a woman hes going to slam her on the car if she doesnt obey him, and the college thinks thats perfectly ok, there is seriously something very wrong with that college.

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Enjoy the veal and tip your wait staff.

Psh, when I get 100 balls for my birthday everyone just slut-shames me :(

Yep. After my abusive childhood, I decided my kid wouldn't get hit. I'm not going to repeat that fucking cycle for another generation.

Kids can indeed be infuriating. I'm glad you're working on coping mechanisms! You're producing real steps in working on it and should be proud of that.

I'm pretty strongly in the "don't hit kids at all" camp being a survivor of severe recurring domestic assault in my nuclear family**. Yeap, if someone gets violent with a kid they need help.

**Clearly this is not what's happening with you so no intent to imply it. Glad you feel badly about past incidents. I know…

If you think driving a PVC pipe into a kid's chest is something your parents would do, and normal, I urge you to discuss this with someone.