As a former nanny and childcare provider for 10 years, may I say HAHA at Ciara's nursery. All it will take is one blowout with shit up to the baby's neck for her to regret that. Crazy, gravity-defying shit.

hot is an understatement. I want to roll around on him like a pile of leaves

Why does it seem like every day we have to explain to people what Dirt Bag is? It's such an easy target for people to feel superior to.

Agreed. Times infinity+1.

:/

Yea, I wouldn't mind Sikhing some of that!

Burning Man called, it needs that 'parking lot attendant who waves you in the direction of empty parking spots' back.

Totally. "I'm not racist because I think there are the Good Kind of Black People and the Bad Kind of Black People". Ok, Grandpa.

Looks more like Grey Yarn or Puce Noodle.

I think humanity has been having this debate for at least 2800 years, since the ancient Romans were documented wearing socks with their sandals.

Same age range here - the J. Crew jeans I have from HS look fantastic. If there's anything newer I want to keep for more than 3 months worth of wear, I have to launder it in a lingerie bag. (The ones from Bare Necessities are the most useful ones!)

Mine too! And Bond girl with probably the most agency of the lot.

I thought so too until I did it. It's SO fun. Especially in the summer.

Yes, and let even the Fittes-Mommiest among us remember: Mr. Gravity will come for us all someday. Death, taxes, and sagging. All of us. Everyone. All those years you spent denying yourself solid foods and getting bug-eyed on diet speed? Wasted. And to dust ye shall return. Haw haw.

University officials have said they plan on treating the "Rapist List" incidents as "graffiti," an infraction that, according to the student conduct code, can lead to expulsion, which is more punishment than any of the four "rapist list" members received.

I have been wearing Magnum PI length shorts for years. Whats the point of wearing half-pants?

That's the only attractive thing about him!

Macklemore with a tan. He's jersey shore Macklemore.

HA! I read that as "uber POWDER couple."