I cannot understand anything about them. I'm a very smart person but no matter how much I read/have them explained, I just can't quite rap my head around the concept. How are printing things that aren't paper and ink and how are they working as real things?

It doesn't matter how many times I read about 3D printers or how much people try to explain them to me, I'm still completely baffled by them.

Wait, we're not talking about all men?

Not all bullshit!

Not all Jezebel commenters.

Not all internet.

Not all burner accounts.

NOT ALL MATHEMATICAL OPERATIONS.

Not all men!

there's nothing inappropriate about that photo - there, fixed that for you

#firstworldproblems

You know, I actually still have a hymen after several sexually active years (my gyno says because it's thicker than usual it just stretched to accommodate - sorry for the TMI), so this "medical exam to prove you're a virgin" is likely rather less accurate than these unsavoury men would like to believe.

Seriously- they didn't even lose money. What are they pissed about?

Oh I laughed. Now I feel bad

YEA!!! You go get that justice!!! 'MURICA

For real - taking a look at what they had available in the box it's all Neutrogena, Cetaphil and Treseme hair spray. You didn't get the cheap drugstore beauty products in the box that you wanted? Go shop the sale bins at Walgreen's. Call me when they're offering a giant box with full sized Clinique or Sheseido or…

I don't know. As a woman in my 50's I think her emphatic insistence that she is still a sexual being can be viewed as kind of revolutionary.

I've got no idea if Madonna's had anything done to her breasts. But your breasts are your breasts. They're not a blueprint for what Madonna's breasts look like, right? I am also almost her age, have never had children, and mine are just where I left them at about 25. Aging isn't a one-size fits all experience.

Whatever, her tits still look good. Set 'em wild, set 'em free.