fuck hipsters. That is all. Can we just call it what it really is? They don't actually enjoy anything but feeling superior in their aesthetic tastes and consumptive habits. Their enjoyment is on feeling superior. They'd stick a pair of duck asses on their feet if they could make someone feel small at a party about it.

Though I hate that they're mean-spirited, I have always secretly loved the Khloe paternity rumors because it so perfectly supports my parallel narrative between her and Gertrudis from Like Water for Chocolate.

Gotta have that zip-line cleavage.

This is you, Madeleine. Bask in it.

Oh god oh man I can't wait to see this movie! I've been excited about it ever since I saw the first trailer however long ago. (Too bad I don't know anyone that would want to see this with me.)

I have been dying to see this movie for months! So glad it's apparently as good as I've been hoping. Can't wait!

Right? It's just so completely pathetic.

Reclaimed barnwood and recycled adobe stone artisanal outdoor pizza ovens for ALL.

You fucking go, girl!

It's the Today Show.. Were you expecting anything different?

I'm sorry your parents didn't love you enough.

She can name herself Optimus Mother fucking Prime if she wants. With what she survived she's earned the right to cope however she feels necessary, and if a floral name is the worst of it then who cares?

It was probably cathartic.

You left out the best part: she's enrolled in cooking school. :D

I'm blown away by the positive attitude. I'd be angry and bitter.

But why does Olmos get to define what is running away and not dedicating yourself to your culture? It's not like J Lo has changed herself completely and distanced herself from that. Or not that I know of. Didn't he and Mark Anthony had a show looking for youth artists in latin america. She also is pretty visible with…

Not as bad as Kévin. *shudder*