"Francesa said his comments about paternity leave have been taken out of context. "I was really speaking to someone who has a job like a Major League player like Murphy," he said. "Or, someone like me, you have a unique job, and you have the wherewithal to maybe afford care that some people may not, stuff like…

I must go NOW to buy all of the Honey Maid products I can find. Thank you for giving me a lovely break from studying for my teaching reading competency exam tomorrow!

Best thing ever. I'm off to the store to buy some Teddy Grahms right now.

"If I am interested in you, I will send a reply with a date and location for our first meeting....where I will kill you."

"EXTREMELY NSFW PIC"

It took me years to realize that horrible fact about some people: Immature men don't want a younger woman because she is hot; they want her because she is too naive to see yet how less-than-hot he is himself. God bless the sufferers of inferiority complexes.

Dr. Ruth was like a breath of fresh air through my pubes at the end of this article.

That's pretty much it. Except when I was 18-23, I did not want to date or sleep with old guys... and that included guys 28 and older.

Yeah, can't he just let that lady-thing that pumps out all of the babies take care of it?

I've tried speaking up. Uncut penis owner here. I was taught as a child to clean it, just like all body parts. No different. Have not had problems, neither has anyone I know.We don't circumcise nearly as much in Canada. We teach our kids to wash, and have a good healthcare system for if, god forbid, something does go…

Are we sure he didn't get those in a cereal box?

No, seriously, please proceed. The more stupid shit you post online, the easier it gets for me to sort through prospective hires.

As much as it is horrifying to see a picture of the child (whose identity is not revealed); it brings home that this is what child abuse looks like. It makes it real, and shows the child so suffering. In a culture in which we generally only see mugshots of the abusers, it might be helpful to demonstrate the real…

I keep going back to what it must be like for that teenager to have to try to find the strength to speak up and fight back in that situation. He was literally fist fighting his stepfather when cops showed up.

Give that teenage so many medals!

Yeaaah not sure why there's a picture of the kid? Also wondering why the mother wasn't in jail.

But you need a license to catch a fish. —my friend Bill

KHOU caught up with the boy's stepmother, picking up her kids (she has five in total and is currently pregnant) from school. She told their news crew the story was not true.

Whitney's comment about Tyler Perry = indirect shade at Janet Jackson :(

It's so hard to watch.