Do you think she's the next Marina Abramovic?

omg that must be eating at you

I haven't had sex in years, but these stories are reminding me if my randy youth, and now I wish I had a good fuckbuddy. The one I have the best memories of is married now, but I can dream...

Ditto!

I was starting to read this when my 8 year old walked in. I managed to scroll up so only the feet showed, and she said "is that a rhino? scroll down, I want to see it..."
I said, "there's some Twizzlers in the car... you should go get them!"

I suppose since I had already had an orgasm (and so did he) it doesn't technically count as interrupted sex but I had a guy break up with me while he was still inside me. Because the sex between us was so good he felt like he was "letting God down." I thought it was just the slightly hazy babblings of a guy who'd just…

This was SO ME at my first year of college (where I went on scholarship and financial aid for one year before transferring to a state school where I attended for free to save even more money) One girl couldn't believe I was flying home only once a year and on COACH, when private leasing was such a more convenient…

Next can we vote on Best Eyes, Most School Spirit and Class Clown?

I think they don't understand their market at all. Right at this moment, I'm sitting in an upscale salad shop, literally surrounded by dudes (and they aren't eating Monster Biggun Bleu Cheese Steak Xtreeem salads, either- I spy plenty of vinaigrette). I tried to give away a Cadbury egg in my all-male office yesterday…

Last time I was on pinterest I found a whole lot of gay porn. It was quite an afternoon!

-_- Karl Lagerfeld is saying a model isn't pretty enough? Has he ever seen his own face? Why are men allowed to be ugly and successful? Ugh.

Vogue is dead to me at any rate.

Handy *snatching*

That's funny, that's actually where I KEEP my Doritos for handy snacking.

PS also super pleased about the eggs and red meat update too...

"We were once told to eat no more than two a week. Now eggs look like the most all-round nutritious food you can eat, so there's no need to limit them."

"Processed red meat that's stiff with additives is to be avoided, but meat from free-range, grass-fed…

"I think it's different when you have an office job because it's routine and you know you can do all the stuff in the morning, and then you come home in the evening," she said. "When you're shooting a movie, they're like, 'We need you to go to Wisconsin for two weeks,' and then you work 14 hours a day, and that…

Every once in a while, I come across an article that signals it's time to call it a day. This wins. Good night, internets. See you tomorrow.

Yeah, seems a little hypocritical to even do the show when she obviously knew ahead of time there was "sexiness" involved. Imo, that's how you know she's using it as a platform, and this isn't just about her personal beliefs only for her. Reminds me of how confused I was/am about all the TLC shows about the Amish…

I found it annoying, too. What, is she doing the show so she can wave her finger at the sexy costumes and be like, "that's not proper for me. As for all you other hussies..." It's ballroom dancing, FFS, not pole dancing. Can't be surprised though, the show will jump all over personal confessions like that.