Fucking brilliant! All the gold stars!

Man, I still love them!; even though the gimp has better choreography.

No fat guys allowed.

It's like those surfer poncho things from Tijuana.

They look like dad pajamas.

Wow.

Looks like a Buffalo Exchange exploded on that runway.

I was adopted by two extremely messed up people. Rather than help me, or at least tell me that they were sorry about how lousy my parents were and that it wasn't my fault, extended family members would say things like, "We never wanted you" or "You should have never been adopted". This stuck with me, and translated…

Hugs to you.

I'm over 40, and this article reminds me of the conversation I recently had with a friend about when we first noticed that we were becoming invisible to men. I'll admit that part of me was kind of sad that I wasn't turning heads the way that I used to, but fuck it; there's more to me than that. I can handle being…

My cat would scratch the beejezus out of me

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Dumb fucking NFL.

Totally!

I just don't know. I want to love some of it but those velvet Dr. Scholls are killing me.

This color is lovely.

Don't these fucking legislators have anything better to do? What about all dem jobs?

or the backwards ball cap. Yuck.

This happened where I work too; it was a small blob right in front of the bowl. WTF?

Watermelon seed poop.