I have two: One summer I worked for a land management agency; my crew and I were out picking up garbage in and around random campsites one day. People would abandon all kinds of stuff out in the woods, including unburied piles of human poop (we would often leave the piles of poop but clean the area of the toilet…

OMG! She is my badass favorite dancer/hero!

Sweet; did he go to UofA?

It's so fucking awesome to be a woman and a mother!

Goddamn web filter violation!!!!!!!!

I don't put too much time into thinking about how a few extra lbs. might keep me from getting boned...instead, I put that time into fantasizing about how good the shirtless smoke jumper testing parachutes on the lawn would look naked. That, and he's probably an awesome person.

Those amber necklaces are bad news.

Jesus Christ people. This, and "unschooling". WTF?

Musta been some seriously powerful dryers.

'Cause all of those Vogue models have big booties? Please. Until big assed women are featured in the clothes on those pages, it's all just novelty. And Vogue sucks anyway.

Amen. I made all of those faces when I got a new vibrator.

If loving is you wrong...

My nipple would stick through these holes.

You don't have kids, right?

WTF?

This hemline bums me out.

Khloe. Girl, you can do better.

Dear Millennials, I'm sorry this woman is your "guru".

All I ask is that the people I'm confined with don't smell like dumpsters, other than that, I don't really give a shit what they wear.

What a fucking dick.