Wow.

Meh. I'll keep the condoms in my bag anyway; it's been my unfortunate experience that there's no telling where he's putting his dick whether you're married or not.

Robots are scary.

Lol, "you people" and "faux outrage"! You funny. Robin Thicke is a a total douche.

Too fat for fashion.

Makeup fo yo pussy.

Oh, thank God. One more year and someone will fuck me!

My hero.

tingles.

Pretty!

She's a goddamn snappy dresser!

You have the shine too, eh? This one realtor I worked with once had it too, thank goodness. We were swapping stories about different houses that we had toured and we both knew immediately when something bad had gone down in a particular property.

The token black guy.

Seriously?

Good luck with that; I spent tons of money that I didn't have and NOTHING happened to the assholes that were harassing me.

Worst thing ever for a woman named Jenny. Seriously.

Why you be trollin?

What's going on with this shirt?