Clown hair and big shoes are missing.

I know that she's a "celebrity" and model and whatever, but in these two professions is it really okay to behave this way? It's so lame.

Sorry, but cruelty to animals is never sexy.

How do these even stay on?

Amen

Megan Fox says she "it's so hard being a working mom," which is why she tries to only work 10 to 20 days a year. The struggle is real.

Yes you did.

No

That's messed up. Don't do it.

Fucking amen to that. I work for the federal government and up until I had the baby, everything was cool. Now, if I can't find a babysitter on a Saturday (with a flexible schedule no less) , my supervisor harasses the shit out of me.

hahaha. Good luck with that, Obama.

That is so fucking weird.

They sure wear the same fucked up looking eyeglasses.

"...WAIT NO NO NO on second thought, let's not imagine that at all...". I second this because I get burned out on bad shit happening to people and animals. Let's be thankful for something good happening!

OMG, for fuck's sake! I'm with you Lindy, why make the fucking things look like cigarettes then? Fine, have your tobacco e-cig users, but don't market them the way that traditional cigarettes are marketed.

This is fabulous.

Amen.

That's fucked up. Why do people have to be so fucked up?

That kid's shitty attitude makes me sad. Mom can come over and join me for a glass of wine and we can discuss how we can't wait for menopause.

ha! my weight is way off too and the DMV didn't call me out it, "Hey fatty, step on that scale over there."