Lol. It's all pretty wacky.

Which?!

Why?

Jaysus.

Oh boy.

They are pretty!

I'm all for decoration, but I need a hat to be hatlike. That thing was just wrong, and I hate that color. Or rather, noncolor.

Giant clown ties!!

This is the cutest hat of the bunch.

I love hats, but I want to see pretty ones, not just the outrageous/fugly ones.

Thank God.

Go Canada!

Say no to those shoes.

Thanks. That was really fucking disturbing.

PLEASE REMOVE THE RAPE GIFS PLEASE.

Big fat douche.

That is some sad shit; you endured a tremendous amount of abuse in your life, and you're not a "pussy" for acknowledging it. All of this was a very big fucking deal.

This is my plan! Get ready Ann and Feen!

It's fun to think about until you die and your cat eats your face off.

Rocky Mountain mouse piss beer. Yuck.