Canary shit yellow.

These shoes are too small.

Coachella called and it wants it's stupid clothes back.

Well, I'd be pissed too if I was hired and found out that I was lowballed to the tune of 87K less than the other GUY was making. Fuck that! Go get 'em Abramson.

Maxi-flex schedules FTW! Although working conditions in the government might suck less than most other jobs (and mind you, times are tough), we do have flexible schedules and this does much to curtail the passive-aggressive comments and sniping about how easy parents have it.

Oh, horseshit. Not only is a biopic not going to be a "blockbuster" in the way the usual summer movies are, Zoe Saldana isn't a huge box office draw anyway. She is a mediocre actor at best. I think she was hired because she was the black, but you know, not too black.

I agree; I wore J.Crew in high school (I'm 41 now) and I've sure noticed the change. Those tissue ts are great until they go in the washing machine and the neck seams blow out.

Duh.

Guns!

I just might have to go there!

My favorite Bond girl.

I love her hair. I'm too chicken to go this short.

Exactly! Especially the last sentence.

Lame.

Wha??

It's not my intention to be an a-hole, but did something happen to her face? I don't remember her smile looking so odd.

Her looks aside, yeah, that's a pretty dumb registry. And items on registries are really gifts, not obligations; people will buy what they want to buy. It's best to buy your own diapers and onesies. At least that's what I did.

Yeah. Because you can always depend on a man to take care of his child.

I used to all the time and it never worked out. Don't eat where you make your bread.

Here's what I take away from this: give yourself a freakin' break. Especially when you're pregnant. After one kid and twenty more years down the road, I don't look like I did when I was 20, and it's okay! I try to eat right, get some exercise, etc., but time marches on. Let's get the fuck over it and be nice to…