Why would you say this?

This is the only size person that could fit in La Perla lingerie? I looked at some of their things once and found that there was nothing for me to squeeze my D's into.

Um, no.

Perhaps a little too short?

and Fred Durst? Nice culottes bro.

Damn, this was such a bad look.

Daaaamn.

Yes!

Candy Dale is awesome! I deal with her in court periodically and she's a smart lady.

I knew a dude that looked just like him. He was working on an MA studying chameleons. All of the ladies loved him and he gave my roommate genital warts.

I like him.

All of these guys look like dorks.

Whassup hair.

Wears Vineyard Vines.

Phil Collins' love child.

Dudebro; I decided this before I read about what he did for a living!

Nice sweater

Maclemore.

Nice hair, dude.

What's an internet feminist?