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He drives like 500 miles round trip to get his haircut. This is not a joke, I am being serious.

EA had a canned attack response lined up for the inevitable story, and they couldn’t even get that right.

She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards. By Eric Erickson.

I’m with you 99%. But counterpoint:

... how does he assert himself as arrogant? Like... he states facts... watches as someone implodes or disputes them illogically and then restates facts. He’s not puffing up his own ego, admits when he’s not an expert in something, and is sorta not impressed by Carlson’s childish tactics.

*shrug* sounds like a legit way

A broken cuck is right twice a day.

Also, it was a funny fucking joke! The dude does look like a hitman in a porno, and he is apparently the only Navy SEAL in the world who wouldn’t either laugh or take that as a compliment. I’m in the military, and me and everyone I hang out with thought it was hilarious, and if SNL makes fun of you and you don’t like

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We may indeed be full of sodomites, but if we are, surely red state America is Gomorrah; a hypocrisy best explained by Jeannie C Riley.

You’re right, but it is worth noting that there’s a couple nuances to the 4 first rounders.

Same guy on the court except rondo has actually won something. 

Yeah, this is literally entirely it. Harden more or less commits an offensive foul, does his flailing thing which gets him a call, and Ingram gets frustrated. Paul catches some spittle b/c he’s put himself six inches from Rondo’s face, and since he’s always in a rage goes nuts.

I think the impetus of this happening is the league in general is sick and tired of James Harden’s antics. He flails and charges into defenders non-stop (just like the Ingram play). If you watched the game you can see the frustration building up (especially with Ingram and Hart). People and I’m sure fans (at least I

I really wish I hadn’t brought up Paul Bunyan. 

::inhales, snorts snot and exhales while speaking in a nasaly pitch:: The biometrics are Walmart’s way of watching shoplifters. Soon, you to can get tackled by security during your next panic attack.

‘Working within the system’ isnt working, as you might have noticed, so yeah, more radical options should be weighed. In the mathematical limit, the Electoral College allows 21% of the population to pick a winner. Constitutional Amendment can be blocked by <10% of the population. And the Senate filibuster allows 10%

this injury could not have come at a worse time for Clemson

And rethink a transport infrastructure that's basically 'car or nothing'.

I was riding with a buddy in his Malibu (about an ‘04 if I remember) and we hit a HUGE railroad “level” crossing, his 22-oz. drink leapt out of the cupholder, turned a full flip and landed, right side up, in the door pocket below. Not a drop came out.

Because that is what freedom smells like.