It literally costs more than $100 is gas to fly your 300 pounds (the average weight of a person, clothes, luggage, and carry on used in the industry) from Miami to New York. They would rather fly an empty seat, which weighs nothing, than you for that cheap.

Redbox instant?

Knee bend, and didn't get the toe down in time to stick the landing. That may cost him the medal.

Ugh, Kinja. The more I scroll down, the less funny this is.

So, Fuelshark now claims that they're able to get your car to save gas by "filtering" the electrical system, which will magically improve your engine's efficiency. I had to look pretty hard to find an engineer willing to evaluate this in detail; almost every engineer I sent this to didn't even feel it was worth taking…

This is my fantasy every time I get stuck behind a rolling roadblock. Too bad my A4 can barely push a Miata out of my way.

This is literally the worst comment on Deadspin today. Go home.

Also Skeleton, because Noelle Pikus-Pace.
Also Hockey, because Amanda Kessel

Actually, I think he just got done with an NBC interview. He misses his brother, Daydream Bear.

Thanks for saying what I came here to say

Aw jeez, now I find out he lives in Colorado, too!? If he swings by any statewide Irish stepdance competition he's basically assured to step on my brother.

My brother and I have been watching him closely together. My brother is a world qualified Irish Stepdancer, and is very fond of his Riverdance routine. He says he merges the two disciplines very well, and I agree. It's funny, because when I first saw him on screen discussing his routine and preparing for his skate,…

There will be times when a job looks very appealing but your experience clearly falls a bit short. In this situation, the opportunity to write a few sentences in support of your résumé is your best shot at consideration. Recruiters will often give at least one chance to underdog candidates who attempt to make up for a…

I couldn't believe this wasn't mentioned in the article

I also live in California. I wholeheartedly support you breaking off from the rest of the union and taking your babysitter-union making, criminal alien supporting, mooching, lawfully owned firearms confiscating, gay marriage blocking, cop shooting unarmed women, militant agriculture border guarding, ferret banning…

"Run for your life from any man who tells you that money is evil. That sentence is the leper's bell of the approaching looter. So long as men live together on earth and need means to deal with one another, their only substitute, if they abandon money, is the muzzle of a gun" -Francisco D'Anconia

Worse. Someone will be killed.

You're right. Next year they should just ski off of the Cliffs of Mohr. I mean, it's supposed to be a challenge right?

Lolz, I work at Edwards AFB, home of the most amazing flyovers the Air Force has to offer. Hardly a day goes by I don't get buzzed by an F-22, F-35, or B-2. But no, they never, ever get old.

Dude, you didn't complain about promoting militarism with flyovers. Gawker Media isn't gonna pay you for this article.