Classy :/

Love that guy, basically the only reason my wife will watch Sox games with me.

Fun fact: Most Aspen yuppies are actually construction workers.

Like ISIS!

Hey, we noticed you have root, so we aren't going to let you install and use Isis. This is part of our new effort to convince you to leave Google Wallet (the reason yu rooted in the first place) for our competing software. Is it working yet?

How about now?

Neither gas the Brady Campaign, Mayors Against Illegal Guns, PETA, the ACLU, the Denver Broncos, or anyone else whose group has nothing to do with mental health. Is there a point here?

I'm all of a sudden filled with rage at your mom. And not for the same reason as last night, either.

But seriously, I really hate her.

Oh man. There are gonna be some gems in the comments today! Time to start digging.

I'm from Arizona and Colorado. I REALLY hate California. Why do I live here?

...military orders. The only good reason.

+1 Laughed for minutes.

Sorry, Kinja. I figured the responses would be in line with your response to the comment like on every other commenting system. Silly me! I see the ignorance has already been reduced. Carry on :)

And if you ever wanna go target shooting some time, let me know. I'd be happy to take you. Don't panic, I'm was a military…

Only in the heads of people that miss them. Not at any government level in the state the rifle was possessed, or federally. The only classifications are Handgun, Shotgun, Rifle, and Class III Firearm.

AR stands for Armalite, the company that invented the design. Now owned by Colt. Reduce ignorance, then please try again.

Who could possibly have forgotten such a large and terrifying weapon in a rental car?

Damn. I ALMOST forgot that you were part of Gawker Media again. But then you had to go call a small caliber, common rifle "large and terrifying".

But you still won't have a World Series ring.

He's from North Side Chicago. He's Jewish.

A.J. Pierzynski

Bravery Brewing,

Was just here last night! Hasn't been open long, but I was there on opening night, and almost every day they were open for 2 weeks afterwards. Wife was on a business trip to North Dakota, what's a man to do? Kinetic nearby, great burger, mediocre beer.

I think I'm the only officer on this base that doesn't get flight pay :(

I was simplifying a bit for the masses. Don't have pilot constantly flying them. They typically have operators monitoring their progress. No need for the snarkiness, we both have extensive experience with the program.

How do you know so much about the Joint Strike Fighter?

God I hate that thing.