Dimitri?! Is that you, Dimitri?

im sorry but doesnt like fruit?? what a monster. 

She was born wealthy, beautiful, with a slender body society deems ideal, and is also an heir to Hollywood royalty. I would find Kate Hudson demotivating if I were trying to lose weight/get healthy and feeling insecure about myself (Sorry Kate Hudson! I know this is probably a lucrative contract for you.).

Is Kate Hudson also going to demonstrate how to utilize professional chefs, trainers, and nutritionists to buy extremely healthy and expensive food and who can develop and cook healthy recipes for you while using an extensive home gym while all your kids are being taken care of either at school or by nannies?

Real question: has Kate Hudson ever struggled with her weight? I mean, not that I think it is appropriate to dissect every single thing about a celebrity, but I was not aware she had ever been overweight.  If that’s true, why would she be a spokesperson for a weight loss program?  So confused. 

doctors often don’t realize how expensive certain meds are

“Have you accepted the Diva Cup as your lord and savior?”  (*blows huge vape ring*)

Pissed off libtards at the expense of the American people=win.  Even the conservatives who are going to lose their healthcare and die still consider it a win.

Says a publicly-avowed Cubs fan? 

This doesn’t bother me? When models act like they eat and exercise like normal people, it just makes normal people feel like shit for not looking like that. I feel a lot better about my body knowing that at least I get to enjoy food while she has to settle for raw vegetables and that pear.

...wait, this is the Good Place?!

There’s no people to feel superior to at home! Hello!

This is equal parts obnoxious and refreshing. Girl. Living your truth ain’t got to come with a side of shaming people.

But what will the Republicans say if we fight them on this? What if they’re ::mean::?!! It’s not politically smart! We’ll lose all the elections! 

Yes. A vote in 2016 could be a mistake. Another vote in 2020 is being complicit. 

She is thirsty 

“But unless you’re an moron a moron”

I’m so sorry for your loss

When my daughter turned 4 my MIL gave her a bag full of junk, including some gum. She was floored by the inappropriateness of this, so when I told her she should be thankful for any gifts, she asked if we could send back a 'No Thank You' note.

Narcissistic moms & codependent dads...this comment section is riddled with them. So glad you survived yours.