Dickheads are hijacking everything.  The flag, the OK sign, the Supreme Court...

“The big talk” is terrible and definitely needs to go. My dad sat me down and explained things in detail when I was a kid. I walked away thinking that eggs might fall out of me and with a vague notion that seeds were involved somehow.

I love this take.

Again, he’s ahead of the curve by not spitting all over the cake. Pre-covid I never would have given blowing out the candles a second look but now it seems risky and gross!

Yes.

Fishing mackerel is a pleasure that more people should experience!

As an American now in Canada, I am LOLing at American chips being weird to you. I send my family pics of chip bags because the combinations are so unlikely!  

As I understand it, it depends on the weight of the dog and then both the type and amount of the chocolate it consumes. For example, my 100 lb German Shepherd would not need to be rushed to the vet if he ate a couple of M&Ms but he probably be in trouble if he ate a bar of baking chocolate.

Now is not the time to rest even though we all might need it. Regardless of who wins, there’s a lot of work to be done. I don’t think that we can ever let our guards down again TBH. Did you ever think that things could get this bad? I did not.

May I suggest a bit of restraint if a dog consumes chocolate?  Maybe call the vet before rushing the pup in unless it’s eaten a good amount.

“...use marshmallow fluff to your heart’s content.”

I love everything about this chicken butt pic.  

Old bananas work best. Seriously, use really old ones that you wouldn’t eat otherwise. It is also better if you wrap it and let it sit for a day or two before consuming. Lastly, look for a recipe with brown sugar in it or sub a quarter to half of the white sugar for brown. If it starts to brown up too much before the…

I agree, something happened to KD. We switched to their white cheddar and like it much better than the new iteration.

Agreed. There are no rules in the apocalypse.

I cannot wait to try scrunchions.  

I felt just like that after beer battered fish.  How the eff did it get on the ceiling?

Atlantic Canada weighing in with a vote for fishcakes. with green tomato chow of course. I was horrified at the idea when I first moved here but everything about it works.

I am a clean as you cook person, spouse is not. Eggs are one of the worst. They’re everywhere when he does them- the counter, the stovetop, cooked onto the outside of the pan.  This has nothing to do with the rolling bowl, I know. I just needed to bitch about it.

They sell LED light blocking stickers for this. They’re little black dots and squares that adhere over the lights.