I can’t get it out of my head that this is somehow VW’s fault. Hear me out.

I think that while the EPA was researching how badly they’d been duped, some bean counter at the back of the room spoke for the first time in his 25 year career and said that race car parts are just as bad for the environment.

Well, looks like…

Sadly, Michigan is more concerned with sex than Flint’s water. I wish you all the best of luck up there!

In case readers don’t know what I’m talking about:

Thanks for explaining this weird habit of humanoids. As a resident alien of North Carolina, I couldn’t for the life of me make sense of this unusual behavior.

This is the most profound comparison anyone has made yet in the gun debates. Well done sir.