MY YOUNG CHILD LISTENED TO GASTON’S SONG AND THEN ATE FIVE DOZEN EGGS, CAUSING HIS STOMACH TO EXPLODE!!

“It feels like inventing problems where they didn’t exist.”

There. Fixed it for you. Was that so hard?

Ya’ll ruined it for many of your readers by spoiling it in multiple headlines at the time and now you’re gonna pretend to care about spoilers? Such disdain for your audience, shameful.

So . . . boobs?

Thank you. Jesus, the standards at this site are in the toilet. Their motto seems to be Know Nothing, Research Less.

Billy Bob Thornton directed an adaptation of 'All the Pretty Horses' in 2000. The Coens were the first to do it right, but they weren't the first to do it.

I’m also in recovery for cocaine, and I will say my biggest regret in that first year was oversharing because it seemed like the correct thing was to be open and honest about it. When I did relapse it made the shame even worse, and that relapse almost killed me. I’m more careful with my boundaries about who I invite…

I’ve been nursing the “Greg wins” theory for a while now, because it’s what you’d do if you were plotting out a straight satire. (And Succession started, I think, as much straighter in its goal to be satire, and has layered the drama on as everyone has found the awful humanity of these characters.) An absolute nobody…

Given the laughter that came after his suggestion that he might end up as a Number 2 (to Kendall, presumably) is probably a good indicactor that he’s not rising much further. And considering Tom, his benefactor/tormentor, seems to be adrift, the odds seem longer. I suppose I could be wrong, but this is probably as far…

Honestly, I’m done with this site. Shame to see how it’s evolved over the last decade.

FUCK YOU FOR THIS. DAMN YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL.

Final nail in the coffin for this website sadly. I was still coming around, mostly out of habit, mostly for the comments. But now this shit burns me up. And I watched the episode last night so the spoiler didn’t affect me. Never I have I seen such contempt for the readers. 

Fuck you AVClub

Article on top: *hints at spoiler* “Don’t read this article until you watch the episode!”

It’s unsurprising that (proud method acting hater) Brian Cox’s fictional figurehead is out of the picture.

So, how many times in one day will the AV Club spoil this shocking twist in a headline?

Doesn’t matter how shitty you thought the episode was (or even how shitty it actually was) these reviews are getting unacceptably half-assed. I miss having at least a line (and often a paragraph) about each sketch that was on, and several were skipped, which is bullshit.

Rockefeller center —> Rockefeller Center

Jeannie Darcy’s first appearance was sublime. Such a perfectly realized manifestation of that 90's stand up staple. And it has never been funny since. I appreciate it’s SNL, so - take joke, repeat - but there’s no point in going back to this well other than “remember HER?!” with no additional nuance or flavor. Which,…