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Am I the only person still pissed off that Eddie Murphy played 7 different fat people in the Klumps? Do you know how many fat Americans would have died for those roles? And he played the female parts? Wake up people. Cancel Hollywood. 

I hope we get some Guy Maddin-esque weirdness like the More Sausages sketch. Otherwise, I'll take what I can get! Huzzah!

His "I'd rather drink my own piss!" Line from this weekend's update, was the highlight of this young season, to me. Also, what's sad is in Canada we don't get to see the cut for time sketches, which really blows. 

I really loved this little show

“Great news for the 20 or so people...". Throwing shade right off the top. I'm not saying they're great, but I get enjoyment from the JP movies. And if only 20 people in the world enjoy it, how is it worthy of a headline for this great site? The snark is so weak around here. Goddamn. 

I couldn’t have said it better. I’m actually surprised by the lack of love on here. Season one was beguiling and fantastic

More like Saturday Night Dead, amirite

One of the most surprisingly beautiful shows in a while for me. I can’t believe how much I’m into Christine and The Carpet King’s relationship. Christine is a goddamn revelation. Louie Anderson is a goddamn revelation. I’m sad to hear this cancellation news, but I’m glad we had these four wonderful seasons, especially

FOTB is the most sonically detailed album of the VW discography. The attention to detail is apparent on every song. I do believe it’s too long, but man oh man, did they ever layer the shit out of every track. Weird vocal filters, instrumentation, etc. I highly recommend a headphone listen to anyone who cares about the

Am I the only one coming here to see Jerry on a Back to the Future-style hoverboard in this trailer? Man, optimism can be so dumb.

Agreed. GIFs are where it's at.

Did anyone else watching think, “damn, I need a new tv”? The dark episode really highlighted all kinds of pixelation I hadn’t seen before. Shades of pixels. 

The pop up book scene with his aunt visiting London is perfection. Wes Anderson wishes he thought of that. 

THIS!

The snark on this site is a shell of its former self. What an elaborate piece on something that likely doesn't deserve an offhand mention. We get it, everybody is horrible. 

Katie Rife is THE WORST. 

Sign me up. Fallout reminded me why I loved seeing movies on the big screen. I am far from an action junkie or even fan, but damned if that visceral thrill didn't top my year end list. Not sure how they'll come up with crazier stunts (Cruise walks on the sun?), but I want to see them try. 

Look, I don’t find Rob Schneider funny and I never have, but does anyone else feel bad that he got trashed so hard in this article? Just mean-spirited shade by the AV Club. I actually watched the clip posted here and think he spoke surprisingly well, at least for what I’d expect from Rob Schneider. Will we ever live

That's fucking funny. Well done.