And I could be wrong, but I don’t remember seeing a “Kris Bryant strokes 3 dongs in one game” headline earlier this week. Man, Deadspin is slippin’....

Chillin Cardinals hatin’ bear is the best bear!

Well done!

.....And we’re back

Last night was great! Despite the fact 99% fans of anything Ohio are insufferable (2nd only to the despicable “best fans in baseball” - c’mon Samer lets get today’s story in!!) Lebron’s f-you to the NBA haters come to a perfect conclusion.

This post is the only justification needed to continue this series. Looking forward to 50+ more episodes!

Its the weekend. Give WatcherHarry a break!

Love how you changed it up today from “the Cardinals are X games behind the Cubs who lead the division” to “The Cardinals are Three and a half games in front of the fourth place Brewers”. Well done!

Just curious what your definition of a tailspin is?? Cubs are 7-3 in the last 10 which is a .700 winning percentage - just FYI.

In related news....

2 for 1 today!! Best Deadspin day yet this season!