Even if I knew I could mop the floor with the Teamster boss I wouldn’t, I don’t want to end up on the back of a milk carton later.

“...a $500 “general admission” ticket, featured no views of the track itself; instead, you’d hang out with a bunch of other F1 fans in a convention center and watch the race on TV.”

Detry Wogerman and Laralynne Naboznyin. Those sure are some names.

I’m glad that real science is still being done in this day and age.

“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”

Most of these DipShits you see in a video are learning for the first time that none their Constitutional incantations and self-appointed positions (this fucker was the “Postmaster!”) actually work.

The thing I don’t understand about sovereign citizens is that they know their mumbo-jumbo doesn’t work. Like, even if they believe that they’re 100% correct on the law - which is bugnuts, but let’s assume for a moment that they believe they’re right - they know that police and judges and DA’s don’t buy it, and that…

I mean, the vehicle clearly had right of way 

We’ve got a couple decades’ worth of experience now with diesel emissions being really hard to control in the real world. Most countries started ratcheting up the particulate emissions rules because it turned out that particulates had pretty nasty effects on population health. Manufacturers, meanwhile, added all kinds…

Yeah. I just want to tap these guys on the shoulder and be like: “So when you were gaming out your plan, was there ever a scenario that didn’t involve jail time?”

Yeah, if you belch all that shit out into the atmosphere your truck runs better.

No doubt qualified immunity will come in to play.

I mean, worse things have been done with ill-gotten gains.  I’ll allow it.

Wow. That just hit me like a punch in the throat. Devastated for the staff, their families, and these who genuinely engaged with the site over the years. I’ve been commenting for about ten years now. Jezebel has been part of my daily online life for a decade. Ugh.

Yup.

A good start to solving this problem is not allowing the police to spend any asset forfeiture proceeds. 

Sounds like Texas is doing just fine without all that freedom from regulations (and accountability, ethics, etc.)

This has to stop! If we let poor people walk there, soon poor people will be walking everywhere! Imagine the chaos!

“It’s no mean feat that Dodge has managed to build a street-legal car that will pick up the front tires on a launch.”

They should add one count of white t-shirt with loafers for a supercar promo photo.