“Last month, Cohen promised every player on the Texas Rangers a $10,000 GameStop gift card if they won the World Series”

Up next for DeSoto County, stripper cops at your bachelor/bachelore party? Think again!

Because it’s a regulation and regulations kill small businesses like Kia and Hyundai.

The lesson we all need to learn from this and NieR: Automata is that when somebody asks you, “Why is this character design horny?”, it’s perfectly acceptable to answer “Because I like it.”

I was ready to express outrage if there were no Naked Gun references in the comments. I am at peace though. Thank you, fellow commenters!

In socialist Canada, fireworks factory gets to you!

Every 10 year old’s dream crash!!

They quadrupled the rate when they took over. 

This is pretty much the Libertarian wet dream, which is why we should all recoil in horror at libertarians and their insane arguments and claims.

Anthropologists who are forced to study present day will rival dentists for suicide rates...

How that sanctimonious, whiter than whitebread dipshit thinks he is Presidential Timber is beyond me. The jellyfish hid behind a potted plant for 4 straight years and catered to a schoolyard bully who whines like a petulant colicy bag of a spoiled meat if no one licks his ass. And hell, he still has people who think…

Back in 2018 God was telling Pence to run for president, now God is telling him to stop?

He should be forced to carry this bid to term, as God intended it.

Pretty much this. Besides the last 5 minutes I think the first movie works well. I kind of think the second and third movies wouldn’t have been that well received, even if JK wasn’t a terrible person. I don’t know if she started with the Newt/Fantastic Beasts idea and then decided she didn’t want to do that so she…

Said it before and I’ll say it again: all this series had to do to succeed and be loved was actually use its name, and make it Harry Potter Pokémon. A fun adventure film about saving magical animals from some Potter Cruella D’Evil. Low bar sure, but a damn sight more enticing to audiences than the muddled prequel…

The only way this stops is,with felony convictions for tow companies, forced refund of tow fees and lifetime bans for a second offense. When this BS hits,the wallets it stops. Also RICO definitely applies. As does finding out who they bribe in government, how much they got and how many years in prison for taking…

He even claims that it was “too much confidence for too little skill.” That reads to me like he thinks there’s a level of skill where lanesplitting and weaving through traffic at 100+ miles per hour could ever be done safely.

“Too much confidence for too little skill.”

He had to be going 130+ at times in this video WHILE PASSING people.

rear-ended a pickup truck while lane-splitting like a fucking moron.