This isn’t even close to the weirdet London thing.

Can we all just take a minute and observe that the top photo is pretty decent photoshop work? The pacifier is so-so, but the baby sun hat is a pretty convincing sell.  Just needs a little more edge blur and depth of field.  Nice!

A hay bale wearing a hi-vis vest.

Wait, a company with a reactionary idiot CEO who also happens to be trying to be CEO for multiple other companies at the same time is struggling now that there are actual problems to resolve and competition from other companies?

Elon’s famous for saying that if factory workers can’t work from home, software engineers shouldn’t get to either. But that doesn’t apply to him, does it? He’s in an intense leadership role in multiple companies. If I told my management “Hey, I’ll be spending eight months of the year working at other companies, but I…

I might be able to muster up some empathy if all his problems weren’t knowingly and willingly self inflicted.

Well, surely the dash cam footage on the police cruiser and the shoulder cam on the officer should set things straight.  Those were turned on for transparency purposes, right?

‘GameMill’, how appropriate.

If a problem isn't solved by making things more rad, you just didn't make them *rad enough*

How about it slams too the ground as soon as the cat is cut...

I thought the MAGAts were all up for threatening phone calls and literal violence against House members’ families when it was Nancy Pelosi’s husband or Hunter Biden. Now they don’t like it all of a sudden when it’s their own spouses and children? Boo-hoo

This is the only solution.

When car jacks are outlawed, only outlaws will have car jacks.

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Yup. And I think once the initial real purchases are made, whatever that number ends up being, that's pretty much the end of the run. This is a niche product, not a mass market one. I don't know anyone who isn't a fanboi that's gonna want one of these hideous things, especially once the early reviews are out. People…

This is a guy who spent $45bn buying Twitter because he was mad people on there were saying mean things about him, after all. 

So I looked it up. Musk has a BS in Physics and a BA in economics.

Bradley’s snark and straightforwardness would be perfect for this.

I’m convinced the Cybertruck is what it is at this point because everyone sort of laughed at the initial concept, and Musk is so fragile that he decided to force it into existence in it’s near-original form rather than refining it into something that made sense.