How about it slams too the ground as soon as the cat is cut...

I thought the MAGAts were all up for threatening phone calls and literal violence against House members’ families when it was Nancy Pelosi’s husband or Hunter Biden. Now they don’t like it all of a sudden when it’s their own spouses and children? Boo-hoo

This is the only solution.

When car jacks are outlawed, only outlaws will have car jacks.

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Yup. And I think once the initial real purchases are made, whatever that number ends up being, that's pretty much the end of the run. This is a niche product, not a mass market one. I don't know anyone who isn't a fanboi that's gonna want one of these hideous things, especially once the early reviews are out. People…

This is a guy who spent $45bn buying Twitter because he was mad people on there were saying mean things about him, after all. 

So I looked it up. Musk has a BS in Physics and a BA in economics.

Bradley’s snark and straightforwardness would be perfect for this.

I’m convinced the Cybertruck is what it is at this point because everyone sort of laughed at the initial concept, and Musk is so fragile that he decided to force it into existence in it’s near-original form rather than refining it into something that made sense.

Somewhere in Grand Rapids, a Barbershop Quartet is missing their 1st tenor.

Kinda crazy to think that my daughter who is now in 2nd grade has only known the Nintendo Switch as the “current Nintendo console” for her entire life.

I’ll never understand this “Elon Musk can do...” type of argument. Because Elon Musk probably cannot do whatever feat of ingenuity or technical prowess ends that statement.

Doors like this on anything other than a supercar is fucking stupid.

$69?

Even if it’s not the intended purpose, the point is moot because anything can be a butt-plug if you’re brave enough.

“No honey I promise, that’s just my old pear shape boiling flask you found in the closer, they just used to make them out of rubber back when I was into chemistry”

And putting any potential rescuers at risk.  I just assume all lakes and canals in Florida are 50% water/50% alligator.  There is no way I am jumping in to save some asshat aggressive driver and risking losing a limb to a gator.

Lucky his tires had the right psi, .5 off and it would have been a different story.