Somewhere in Grand Rapids, a Barbershop Quartet is missing their 1st tenor.

I’ll never understand this “Elon Musk can do...” type of argument. Because Elon Musk probably cannot do whatever feat of ingenuity or technical prowess ends that statement.

Doors like this on anything other than a supercar is fucking stupid.

American gun “culture” is a mental illness.

Because nothing pulls in the young people like Paris Hilton. 

So his solution is glue Swarovski crystals all over it.  Nice.

$69?

Even if it’s not the intended purpose, the point is moot because anything can be a butt-plug if you’re brave enough.

It’s all relative. Certainly harder than trolling conservatives, and often times conservatives trolling liberals just ends up being a ill-informed self-own, or parroting some hamfisted conspiracy they saw on InfoWars...

“No honey I promise, that’s just my old pear shape boiling flask you found in the closer, they just used to make them out of rubber back when I was into chemistry”

And putting any potential rescuers at risk.  I just assume all lakes and canals in Florida are 50% water/50% alligator.  There is no way I am jumping in to save some asshat aggressive driver and risking losing a limb to a gator.

Lucky his tires had the right psi, .5 off and it would have been a different story.

We talk a lot of crap about Florida Man, but we should never overlook his noble efforts to eliminate as many Chargers and Challengers as possible.

If you look closely, there was a pelican on the grassy knoll. 

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude.

Looks like they may have been racing someone else and could handle the turn.

“eLeCtRiC cArS wIlL nEvEr WoRk!”

I believe she has a network of donors, and often with cults like this, you have a few well-heeled members who have emptied their savings to support the leader.

But will it tow my 10,000lb boat once a year while carrying 20 kids?