I think we need to go out of coverage...call in the Doug. I know Jason has already outlined many of the quirks and features, but the Changli deserves only the best.

Who is the tallest staffer? Can their scene be re-created when the pandemic is over?

Both can be true. It can easily be both bad for everyone to get it, and totally inevitable. That’s what the whole dropping the curve thing is all about; to drag this out over a long enough period of time so we don’t overtax our limited facilities to treat it.

Hey, hey, let’s all just calm down here. I can’t buy weird-ass Chinese EVs without ads.

Listen, I’m not saying you should get uBlock and specifically tell it kill those...

Why aren’t you writing my headlines?

For only $3,000 you can out-weird your coworker’s cybertruck.

You know, I have to take back some of the rather unkind things I have said about a co-worker, who insists that we all Lysol the toilet after we use it. I said something like “No one gets sick from a goddamn toilet seat!” but I didn’t think that people were out there licking them.  My bad.

excuse me. just to clarify. the joke is...that this grown, adult human...licks a toilet seat. in an airplane. and that is the prank they're playing on humanity? do they know...that they had to lick an airplane toilet seat to do this prank? and that it's on the internet so when their 15 minutes are done and they need…

Damn Honey. The bowden cable dislodged again. Looks like its up to us to repopulate this Lambo.

yes but that would look poor

While I would agree that the dealer system is flawed and ridiculous.

US Politics simplified:

I saw one of those “Remember this when you go to vote” posts on Facebook complaining about how Democrats blocked the bill initially. I’m the furthest from being up to date on politics, but that complaint seemed weird to me. Republicans want to act like Democrats are lazy and want handouts, but when Democrats refuse…

2nd Gear: Kinda weird that the whole government worked like it was supposed to here.

I'm not crazy! It's your turn to squeeze the farts out of the pelican! I'm handling this social distancing like a champ, President Hoover!

Wow, I got extremely confused between the headline and the lead photo. I didn’t know if isolation had driven me crazy or you.

Kinda impressive yes but still a CP

So that’s why it’s called the poopdeck.

I read that as “at the cost of $400,000 a poop”.