They look like the babysitter and the boyfriend that she invites over in a slasher movie.

Remember when all you had to hear about Presidential spiritual advisors was that the first lady believed in horoscopes, or that the President’s former pastor had failed to properly condemn a group calling for race-based armed revolution or something?

When your official ministry photographs look like something out of Central Casting for “Grifters”.....

I would think ushering in the apocalypse through his complete mishandling of this pandemic would actually be a positive thing in evangelicals’ minds.

There’s something I find remarkable about my own capacity, even three-plus years in, to underestimate the absolute reckless incompetence of this administration.

That is railly dumb.

Denton, who goes by the online handle “Rape,”

9/11: When America’s Glass Jaw Shattered

I, a white man, had been told at different times by Quest Diagnostics that I was pregnant and that I should get tested for sickle cell.

And yet his fans are still so wrapped up in pwning the libs, that they’ll still support him. Any single one of his issues would have ended a political career in the past where Republican Americans actually still believed in the values they spout. And you know what, I still blame Bush II and Cheney for this mess. They…

“We think the key, Savannah, is going to be commercial laboratories like Labcorp and Quest who are already spinning up production at the president’s direction last week on tests that can be available on a broad basis for the American people,” Pence said.”

Nice try.  He’s been let go from the root. Now, back under your bridge....go on now...

Dammit. I’m screwed. I’ve spent the past few years licking Erik Shilling and defeating doorknobs. Dammit!

Even tougher when there’s no 401K to speak of, but you’ve got a nice installment plan going from your three-day ICU stay two years ago that’s on track to be paid off by 2024.

Even tougher when there’s no 401K to speak of, but you’ve got a nice installment plan going from your three-day ICU stay two years ago that’s on track to be paid off by 2024.

Hah, shows what you know. I didn’t even have the price of a new car in my 401(k) to begin with!

Online car sales? What will those crazy Europeans think of next. That’s a terrible idea. How will I learn the benefits of undercoating or paint protection if I don’t buy my car from a dealer? Who would ever service a car if I can’t buy my car from a middleman? Why would anyone want to spend less than four hours…

15.5 million is, I think, a bit optimistic at this point. It’s tough to justify a new car when your 401K is down the price of a new car. 

“Our own office is in Times Square, I’m sure that’s not a dangerous place to be amidst a global pandemic at all.” - This is not a pandemic, that’s what the Soviets want you to think. I have words on this matter, we will resist and fight the Jojaba virus at every corner. I am the best thing that ever happened to…

His sentence runs consecutively not concurrently...he ain’t never gettin’ out. On a separate note, I noticed when he was walking into court, he’d be hunched over using a walker. Once he got to the stairs, he would stand up straight and was a able to carry the walker up the stairs.