Back in high school I used to run these over on purpose when I had passengers. It would be super low speed on a side road and I’d pretend to be not paying attention and drift over the white line. Their reactions plus the blop blop blop sound of hitting them were divine.

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My wife’s family lives in Nome, AK up near the arctic circle and they’ve been seeing the same pattern. The town is right on the ocean and historically freezes up every winter. The past few years have been unseasonably warm with the ice pack forming late.

Probably tripping balls 

Liu Cixin would likely concur. 

“Some of these theoretical black holes would have been of some critical size, in accordance with Einstein’s theory of gravity, to be perceived as continuously expanding to an observer within the black hole—while remaining a static size to the outside observer.”

When I used to drink I wanted an autonomous car to drive me hone at night. Looking forward, I want one when I get to the age where I can’t safely tootle around behind the wheel any more. They would be a major player in allowing a lot of elderly to maintain their freedom.

How certain are you she isn’t a yak? Just to be sure, I suggest inspecting your domicile for cloven hoof prints, large piles of scat indicative of a diet primarily consisting of grasses and sedges, and large clumps of hair in the late spring/early summer. 

I’ve never heard of that. Interesting. Could have been.

Hopefully the soundtrack to your flashback was a midi version of Macarena 

The agreement also mandates that all EU-UK coordination websites include the latest gif:

Preach. I had what felt like the flu a couple years ago that kept me home for a week. PCR test was negative but it oh man, the fever, chills, and body ache were wicked. The crazy thing was how different I felt depending on my body temp. 102ish felt like a normal cold. Not good but okay enough to watch tv and eat. 103…

I really hope that happens to my wife’s boss. I doubt it though, she’s been getting away with misuse of federal funds, creating a literal hostile work environment, and a number of other shady things for decades. A multi article exposé in the local paper didn’t result in so much as a slap on the the wrist. One can…

So gross. He looks like he poked his head up over the fox hole right as an atom bomb went off. 

Yah, really dumb

Jim, take New Years from LittleJon