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I really hope that happens to my wife’s boss. I doubt it though, she’s been getting away with misuse of federal funds, creating a literal hostile work environment, and a number of other shady things for decades. A multi article exposé in the local paper didn’t result in so much as a slap on the the wrist. One can

So gross. He looks like he poked his head up over the fox hole right as an atom bomb went off. 

Yah, really dumb

I think I’ve posted it here before but it was memorable enough. Hang on though, it’s a long one. My college outside of Portland offered a surf trip via their outdoor club to what was then an isolated beach on the Baja Peninsula, between Cabo San Lucas and San Jose Del Cabo. Our group leader, his wife, and a student

They share a kiss”

GOP on the deficit when a Republican is in the White House

Geo Metros?

I rarely touched the headlight stalk in my 89 Camry. If you left them in the on position, they’d stay on for about 30 seconds after the engine shut off. Why all cars don’t do this is beyond me.

Yep, Montana specifically.

My wife’s engagement ring is sapphire. The crazy variety of colors they come in is awesome but my favorite thing is you can get them from mines in the US. That means you can be almost certain they don’t have blood on them.

I think he should be most worried about his take on Pixar’s car-human combination, the infamous Homunculus Theory.

And to all those worried about whistle tips spooking horses, that’s only in the morning. Your horse should be up, making you breakfast.

The cars probably belong to whoever snitched on the rat milk operation.

Great, look what you did. 

And all you had to do to avoid getting arrested was run into a barber shop and get a haircut!

That’s just the kind of thing a plant from big Velcro would say. Nice try