I’m probably the reason for at least a handful of other people’s stories. Young Mr. Underhill was kind of a dingus.

That story totally gave me a clue.

or a raw oyster. Blech

OR, my personal favorite

NP. I was shopping these a few months back when I was looking for a public transportation alternative to get to the nursing facility and back. Unfortunately my search parameters and Oahu’s limited car market didn’t pull any in. This one would have been exactly what I was looking for.

I thought working at Lehman Brothers was something people tried to scrub from their résumé. 2020 truly is the Upside Down.

The mobile experience is so awful now that I end up giving up half the time. Between the autoscrolling autoplay video, in article adds, and the add bar at the bottom, there is barely any screen real estate left to actually read the article. All the while my phone is heating up like an oven and my battery life drains…

Pretty sure only sentient octopus are allowed to drive a unimog.

I had the app for about two weeks before I deleted it. I’m still working full time in the office, so my free time is short supply. That app really locks onto the part of your brain that can’t stop looking at meaningless fluff. Much rather be reading a good book, learning new songs to play, or actually finishing my…

NEVER invite a walrus to your party. They’ll smash all your furniture fighting other males for dominance. Plus, they smell of fish and every time they talk it sounds like belching.

The answer is you, you can save it. Well, you and a certified Kia dealer and their ASE certified technician, all covered by your 5 year/60,000 mi basic, 10 year/100,000 mi powertrain warranty.

I mean, who hasn’t clamped their foot in a George Forman once or twice?

I live in a condo now so I can’t wrench anymore, at least not at home. I’m not looking forward to paying someone to change my oil. But when I did, the folks in the ClubFrontier forum were super friendly and helpful. Got a lot of good troubleshooting advice from them. But really, the true hero is my neighbor who…

Nah, it’s pretty random. That’s the living starship from TNG’s Tin Man.

Used starship salesman: well sir...ma’am...ahh fellow carbon based life form, *slaps hull/skin*  I have just the vessel with your name on it!

Oh that’s right! Thanks for the reminder. Now I’m getting the urge to start re watching DS9.