I was saying boonebuly

Possibly this pair of little old ladies? Gotta get that money!

Bad Janet, what is making the spooky sounds in Ryan’s apartment?

My friend in high school wasn’t paying attention and got his head clamped between the belt and the B pillar. Hilarity ensued.

Me: Thanks for the ride, I’m heading to the downtown Holida...

Oh believe me, I brought up many logical flaws in his argument. He’s always enjoyed being a contrarian, but these days he’s starting to give a stupid amount of legitimacy to anyone who claims to be an expert going against the establishment. Oh and Al Gore and AOC are leaders of some enviro conspiracy. Shit gives me a…

That’s my dad’s line about climate change. “I’ve been doing research and it turns out that all climate change science is a conspiracy between the oil companies and university administrators.” I checked and his research involves watching YouTube and clicking on successive suggested videos.

Those are unicorns these days.

You had me at 3 leg butts.

Just like him?  Wait, are you saying Jordmaniac is a homunculus!?!?

Me and some friends, 3 guys total, took a TJ from Portland, OR to the tip of the baja peninsula in college. Thankfully my friend had recently installed a hard top because otherwise it would have been absolutely miserable. With the exception of nearly running out of gas in the middle of nowhere, the Jeep did fine,…

Interesting read on this topic

It’s possible. That’s what investigators believe was the cause for a lot of the Toyota unintended acceleration accidents. 

Go on...

Sometimes I wish I hadn’t read The Three Body Problem. Even though this is almost certainly natural phenomena and obviously were passively listening to it, my first thought is to shush the astronomers.

You aren’t wrong, but Christians like pence always carry a “he died for our sins” card in their pocket. They can break any commandment without a worry because all they have to do is ask for forgiveness. Jebus snaps his finger and, just like that, SINS FORGIVEN.