Well now, have I got the perfect car for you! *goes for the no look roof slap but hits air and stumbles into the door.

Tell you what, when the virus runs wild throughout the nursing facility I work at because freedom loving people like yourself infect one of my nurses at the grocery store, YOU get to call the patient’s family and explain your rationale why their loved one’s life is less important in your oh so wise calculus.

Did you say Dodge Stratus?

Ugh, that sucks. I recently bought a condo because it was what I could afford. My last place was a house and the owners didn’t care about wrenching. The neighbor I shared the driveway with did side jobs on the weekends and bailed me out more than once when I got in over my head. 

do it

Templeton NOOOOOO!!!!

Yep, even when they dock the crew is typically not allowed to go on-shore. At least those ships typically have pretty good amenities for the crew. The long line boats here in Hawaii that fish for tuna are basically the size of a large tugboat and almost always crewed by men from other nations. They are home based in…

I did exactly this. Bought a car because I wanted to reduce the risk of dragging COVID into the nursing home where I work. In my case though, I was riding the bus to lessen my carbon footprint and get some recreational reading in. I was planning on purchasing a car in about a year from now so it just forced me to…

Damn man, that is one hateful comment.

Dang it. I thought I had finally found my go to source for work clothes. They seemed ethical and environmentally responsible AND they have pants and shirts in my size. Boourns

Nice broat.

A terrier you say? You know who else loves a terrier? I mean, besides me. God, that’s who.

I was 8ish at the time and I LOVED that movie. But I don’t think 23 year old me would have been into it. Definitely targeted to the younger set.

My wife loves Jupiter Ascending. But in all fairness, she has terrible taste in movies. Exhibit A: she really likes Teeth. Ugh

So the toaster playing music happened to me when I was a kid. I had completely forgotten about it until I read this. Pretty sure at the time I thought something supernatural was going on.

It’s as if the seller had a hybrid human of you and Torch in mind when they listed this thing. 

The car in the second to last photo has SEEN some things. Things it will never forget.

You’ve got some of that overly caffeinated Charlie Kelly energy going on today.

I had the feeling I wasn’t the only lil weirdo. Welcome to the club!