Well now, have I got the perfect car for you! *goes for the no look roof slap but hits air and stumbles into the door.

Tell you what, when the virus runs wild throughout the nursing facility I work at because freedom loving people like yourself infect one of my nurses at the grocery store, YOU get to call the patient’s family and explain your rationale why their loved one’s life is less important in your oh so wise calculus.

Did you say Dodge Stratus?

Ugh, that sucks. I recently bought a condo because it was what I could afford. My last place was a house and the owners didn’t care about wrenching. The neighbor I shared the driveway with did side jobs on the weekends and bailed me out more than once when I got in over my head. 

do it

Templeton NOOOOOO!!!!

I did exactly this. Bought a car because I wanted to reduce the risk of dragging COVID into the nursing home where I work. In my case though, I was riding the bus to lessen my carbon footprint and get some recreational reading in. I was planning on purchasing a car in about a year from now so it just forced me to…

Damn man, that is one hateful comment.

Dang it. I thought I had finally found my go to source for work clothes. They seemed ethical and environmentally responsible AND they have pants and shirts in my size. Boourns

Nice broat.

A terrier you say? You know who else loves a terrier? I mean, besides me. God, that’s who.

So the toaster playing music happened to me when I was a kid. I had completely forgotten about it until I read this. Pretty sure at the time I thought something supernatural was going on.

It’s as if the seller had a hybrid human of you and Torch in mind when they listed this thing. 

The car in the second to last photo has SEEN some things. Things it will never forget.

You’ve got some of that overly caffeinated Charlie Kelly energy going on today.

I had the feeling I wasn’t the only lil weirdo. Welcome to the club!

Yeah, stay away from those truck stop bathrooms. Unless you enjoy throwing salt shakers at sea bass.

Yeah, sorry, it’s a weird health care industry way of saying it.

Mmmm, indeed.