Not one picture of the damn thing but sooooooooooo many ads. Hoped a picture would load...  Nope!  Another ad!  

Fuck this bullshit clickbait garbage title fuckers.

Cclickbait title is clickbait. 

Pole vault.

Wow auto play ad plus pop up ad, plus auto play video. Fuck this site

Hey—that autoplaying video at the top of the page was awful. I’ve never had to mute Lifehacker before. Is this new? If it’s going to be a regular occurrence, my time here might be done.

I just threw my modem at a passing by comcast van with my service account number on it. Figured that was as good of a return of equipment that i got from its service.  

first tell lifehacker to stop calling everything a “hack”, its not everyone knows it. stop click baiting.

but where do i put the brick? its hard to balance on my leg when cycling and holding it in the pool makes me sink.

... I guess... my question is, if you are feeding the kids ranch cacio e pepe, why not just make mac and cheese? It incorporates ranch much more easily (I do it all the time), and is just about as easy to make if you use a box (which, lets face it, you are putting Ranch in Cacio e pepe, you aren’t above using box mac…

“My son was hit twice in the face with a ball previously due to this.” the boy needs a father figure to learn how to catch or to stop taking balls to the face. that is all 

Joule thief!

perfect for those Eco-friendly Neo-Nazi at their next Goose step march

perfect for those Eco-friendly Neo-Nazi at their next Goose step march

problem solved

THIS IS NOT A “HACK” THIS IS HACK WRITING

Just get rid of him already, all these fucking people and their disgusting fucking edgy streams, learn some manners and laws because this shit is tiring.

what happened to the “Rape isn’t not a plot device” movement?

Same. 

just do my wife’s strategy. ask point blank what position was your sons conceived in. how do you suggest we do it to get better results. they get real uncomfortable real fast and change subjects

this is what you call power bottoming