Irony.

yup we’re screwed.

yup we’re screwed.

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Wait till he finds out that the guy fucked his mom too.

for those too lazy or unable to watch video.

Officer: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”

Y’know, if we all had access to bombs and bomb-making material this never would have happened because a good guy with a bomb can always stop a bad guy with a bomb.

They can also cost $4-8, please don’t waste my bath bomb on your toilet bomb.

Beer, booze, wine.... Done.. You are welcome

That’s what happens when someone forgets to lock the dieselgate.

The professional association for those in the mental health field has a rule (based on comments made by psychiatrists that diagnosed the candidate during the Goldwater campaign) that psychiatrists cannot publicly discuss public figure’s mental health. So no one who is qualified to make a judgement call can actually…

Wait seriously? Tell me this is just a photoshop, I can’t believe Nintendo would make a shitty toilet humor joke the reward for collecting so much.

What??? This is totally practical. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve found myself in a situation where I need to blow bubbles at my cat, but I’ve lost my bubble wand. Problem finally solved.

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

Yea but what do you do when the static comes from your dog?

I too am an engineer!

This was my motto during Thanksgiving.