Rasheed Wallace was loud, but everyone knew that Ben Wallace was the scary one.

Udonis Haslem is not from Hialeah, but they can both be kinda scary sometimes.

Definitely. Maybe there’s a geographic difference of opinions, here. In Ohio, rural = farmland. I spend a lot of time in California, but a place with a couple casinos and a ton of tourism isn’t rural, in my book.

This is a wildly misinformed comment. Tahoe is really susceptible to fires...is that rural? Malibu is overwhelmed right now; not rural at all. Paradise has a population of 30,000 people and just got wiped off the map.

Extinguishing that fire within less than an hour. These guys are fucking superheroes. 

Dude, it was just a joke about Trump claiming he’s going to change the 14th amendment with an EO.

The reach of executive orders is limited to changing constitutional amendments. Driving (or not driving) is way too sacred.

But why is it so ugly, though?

The best part of this video is easily when the Hyundai knocks over the trash can at the very end. Comedic genius. 

Take a look at United States Steel Corporation, as an example (NYSE:X). Their share price increased by more than 50% with a MONTH of Trump being elected. The tariffs were anticipated prior to being enacted, and already reflected in stock prices.

You misspelled Downey a million times. It’d be less embarrassing if you didn’t also post a screenshot of her name spelled correctly. 

Gotta hit $61k to reach the median US household income. C’mon Jeep! You can do it! Add an extra sticker for another $8k! Call it the Wrangler MOAB Call of Duty Limited Rubicon!

Ugh. Could they have made that rear window any smaller? Or that C Pillar any bigger? The trend continues...looks good on the outside...can’t see shit from the inside. 

I’ve used it once this year, thanks to Apple CarPlay, and it immediately took me five miles from where I was supposed to be. We realized we were in the wrong place, did the same search in Waze and Google Maps, and they both took us to the same location. 

That’s fair, but they don’t all look the same. The Mission E is a totally unique design. The rest of the lineup all clearly has Porsche in the DNA, but that’s the same story with Audi, BMW, VW, Lamborghini, Rolls, Alfa, Land Rover, Mercedes...virtually every good manufacturer (and some bad ones).

Ironically, the VW Beetle actually is one of the only other cars you could say this about

The 981 and 718 look amazing. The Mission E looks amazing. The updated Macan/Cayenne/Panamera look great. I don’t think Porsche designers ran out of ideas or are guilty of being lazy, at all. If it ain’t broke...

It’s borderline irresponsible to equip a car with Trofeo Rs from the factory. It’s awesome! But it is insane.

When a race boils down to the driver’s willingness to take a risk, I’ll bet on the 14 year old every time. Awesome story.

But then Malibu-ify it even more. Rebadge it. Give it steelies that hide the brakes and throw generic hubcaps on it. Remove the lip spoiler. Scrape the bumper to give it that, “I don’t know how to drive through parking garages” look.