“It’s all especially irritating in that it takes away focus from the other two performers who joined the show’s cast today, Bowen Yang and Chloe Fineman"

I don’t believe they said they wanted to make children cry. 

9. Regular salsa. 

People who complain about “we” fans are the worst. Your take is 75 years old, and yet everybody acts as if they’re in his prime George Carlin when they fire off the O RLY? burn.

Or, maybe people say “we” in reference to the team being a representation of the area where they live? I would say that the majority of the people who use “we” are not doing so with the idea that they are apart of the team, like fucking Seahawks 12th man fans. So no, the worst fans are the ones who say “oh, you’re on…

I can relate. I have been in innumerable situations in which I probably should have stood up for truth and justice and chastised whomever was shittalking about another person but.... mostly I was just planning my exit route. People are so brave about what they would do when posting on the internet.... instead of…

These excuses are exactly why I object to the surety of their opposite: “they didn’t prove it in court, but I KNOW Hill broke his son’s arm, and he should be treated as such”.

TL;DR - Girls have the right to get CTE too.

This is the one and only instance where I can defend upper management of the Raiders. Antonio Brown is a freaking troll, he’s the guy who calls customer service and demands a rebate and when they agree he asks to speak to the manager. Antonio Brown is a talented version of Royce White, he’s just a guy who can’t…

Is it unique and cool in some way? Sure. Is it remotely reasonable to consider as a reliable, relatively affordable year-round daily driver? Not a chance.

If he just wants a cool hobby car to start conversation and drive to the airport once in a while, great, but that’s not at all what he asked for.

I mean, couldn’t *one* of you have given him a reasonable answer?  The only non-troll answer is the Acadia, and he literally said he had no use for an SUV.  I get that there’s a comedy element, but I thought there were supposed to be a few helpful suggestions?

Oh god, do you really want me to get everyone greyed again?

For the same reasons Subaru, Honda, Toyota, BMW, Mercedes, VW, Nissan, and Hyundai have major operations in the US despite being foreign companies.

A good O-line makes everything better. Elliot is good, but what could the Cowboys have done with that money and a running back taken in the third or fourth round of the draft?

Where as its a novel concept and probably worth exploring the issue I can see coming up pretty much immediately is Running Backs would be devalued in the draft even more than they are.
Are you ever going to take a RB in round 1 if the longest contract you can sign them to is (for example) 2+ a vesting option for 1?

A father says the nicest, least narcissitic, least sexist things, about his daughter in public and somehow that’s...weird? And taking credit for her doing well?

I am one of those people. Surprised, I went and looked it up. Merriam-Webster says that the secondary meaning (“manner of expressing oneself in word,” with no implication of excess), has been standard since the early 19th century. Every dictionary I checked except for the Cambridge English Dictionary recognized the…

Merriam-Webster to the rescue. Feel free to use compose and comprise interchangeably, but with some risk of being called out by people who want to sound smart.

Getting the electoral college abolished has about as much chance of happening as AOC’s Green New Deal.

Wow did you just start going to movies 10 or less years ago?