I thought everyone was already using rotisserie chicken for it. It sure as hell beats the folks who go canned.

Agree wholeheartedly with Pecorino Romano. The best grater. 

Tipping 20% on the scotch is stupid. Enough said.

The four sandwiches are the culprit there. The ketchup merely an accessory to his gluttony.

He wasn’t putting them directly on, he was a dipper. Dippers use so much extra sauce on everything than just applying to the source. Their arteries are the size of a pinhole. Fear for him. Or don’t. He probably died a long time ago.

Don’t use “ok” but use “sure” which is the most passive aggressive of all responses. Great!

Pretty sure CEOs don’t love this though. Hard pass, sir.

In the age of Yelp, a restaurant can be reviewed by any unqualified, anonymous person after just a single visit.

I’m just talking the face. Good for him on the self-awareness though, most people in his position don’t achieve it.

It’s like looking into The Situation’s future. 

Surprised at the lack of Green Mountain Gringo which as far as jarred salsa goes is unmatched.

They still own Panda $5M but I don’t believe it counts against the CBT. Martinez is likely to opt out which gives them $70m+ to play with (well, $40ish after Betts gets his in arb) this offseason. The Sale contract is the real killer.

I was surprised to find as many Mexican restaurants in NH. MA is full of them. It is great.

This is that good shit. The Merlan article on Jez was atrocious. The Joan Summers cliff notes version of the Koul article was shoddy and needless. The Koul article itself seems hilarious. There are so many ways to take down Duca, and yet they all go for surface level bullshit.

Boomer Brain or pure narcissism? With Trump there is a side of dementia. But I work with plenty of people who are engaging with you solely as a means of talking about the 13 things they have on their mind, that are ohsoimporant, but people at home won’t listen. 

The issue with Buffalo Wild Wings is that they are never, ever properly sauced. On average, you get 1/3 of the wing sauced. They do better dry, but pound for pound a wing lives and dies on Buffalo sauce and they can’t get it right.

No one is offering AB much at this point. He could sign anywhere provided he’s willing to take like $1-2m. He poisoned the well too much. More importantly though, we should all be concerned for his mental health in general as he’s been acting this way for quite awhile and it extends far beyond “diva receiver” now. 

Was it really the whims of one party? The contract clearly stated what would void the guarantee. The fact that in Lauren’s mind the amount of money is relevant to what they should or should not be able to do says a lot. The community here by and large supports labor in their disputes with ownership, and in most…

With all of these deals paying more in salary in the back they come out ahead. Gurley received a $21M signing bonus, so expect Zeke’s to be a bit more. Say $24M would leave them with $12M in Year 4. However, they were also on the hook for $18M in salary that now disappears, saving them $6M against the cap.

What you outline is correct, but comprise already has an alternate meaning which renders this whole topic moot. trashbin outlines it perfectly.