He’s 34? Racism really takes a toll on you.

I have heard PA described as Philly, Pittsburgh and Alabama in between

Ending his Facebook post with “Yes I said it” not only showed how strong Smith’s convictions were, it also proved that he has to sound out everything he writes.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

James Woods doesn’t think a 24 year old dating a 17 year old is bad. He thinks a 24 year old guy dating a 17 year old guy is bad.

While she’s entitled to her opinion, it’s safe to say I don’t see eye to eyes with Miss Sanders.

As a cat owner, that looks like an absolutely gigantic pain in the ass to feed your cat. I’m not hunting down some toy mouse every morning and afternoon to fill with kibble for them. It’s bad enough I have two cats I have to portion control how much they eat and another that has to get different prescription food. Do…

In Ezekiel’s defense, he probably meant to punch out the woman instead.

I suppose molidlocks would be out of order?

Gifstorm simulating Tim Hardaway Jr’s reply during contract negotiations:

So, straight up, if he doesn’t improve a lot more on defense and improve a lot more on the offensive end, does he not get any of the money?

I’m not gone survive this week, y’all.

I hate people that use pets as props.

Well, sure, that’d be pretty easy, relatively speaking.

His family tree doesn’t look like it has any branches...

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

The look on his face...I could live on nothing else for months!

Pathological liar, who creates fake charities and pockets the money while overstating his accomplishments and connections...so...black Trump?

That, and sit down on a toilet.