Now he’s just Marvin Bagley II.

The spirit of Brian Cardinal will just find another host.

Drew Magary, listening to Mike Zimmer:

Yeah well I’m trying to pretend that I didn’t just eat a whole sleeve of Oreos, but reality is a harsh mistress.

I really don’t understand all the uproar over this. It’s not like he’s done something truly reprehensible, like sit or kneel when other people are standing.

that is funny to me because his other hand is enveloped in a device which is designed to do what this bare hand is not.

say it to my face

And even Kaepernick’s less headline-grabbing actions, like giving out free suits or donating to various charities, are far more important than anything he can do on the football field.

I don’t drive stick because I didn’t know anyone with a stick when I was learning.

Dancing on the base paths?!? She’ll have no one to blame but herself when Chris Sale throws a fastball at her head next time she’s at the plate. 

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

“I thought it was lazy,” she said. “You have these sites that don’t cover the WNBA during the regular season, the playoffs or even the Finals. Yet, they run a negative story about the league because they want to get clicks and views.”

Hey. He’s 87. Maybe he stopped in the middle of the road for no reason. Wouldn’t be the first time. The article doesn’t have enough information to assign blame. Therefore, I will stick to my unwarranted, kneejerk aversion to octogenarian drivers.

Heathens. At Coors Field you are only supposed to drink Fat Tire.

Aaron Hernandez, an innocent man, died in prison. Yet, Tom Brady (clearly guilty of evidence tampering) walks free. That’s America for you.

As a fake internet attorney, let me preemptively address the knotty legal arguments from those who would ask “What about his right to free speech?”: Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot

Tuscaloosa.

This maybe a Kinja first: trolling so bad and a taek so hawt that not a single one of OP’s comments have received even one star. Not a single person reading this thread has thought to agree with a single thing that he has said. Yet he has responded to every single comment made to him. So it would seem this is either…

And that’s why your high school coach is stuck coaching high schoolers.