I don’t want to say your opinion is wrong but your opinion is wrong.

I think we’re both missing a bigger point. Wings is on the list! Wings? Are you fucking kidding me?

Tusk is the greatest song in human history. However, I agree, Heart sucks.

Fleetwood Fucking Mac at #2?

It’s amazing how difficult these conversations can be.

Simmons: Right.

Cam Newton is playing injured and probably has been playing injured for the last 3 or so years. He continued to play, because the Panther’s only other option at that point was...*check notes*...A literal robot who was programmed to throw turnovers and make racial slurs. He didn’t play because he was selfish, he played…

Well, me, for one.

The bigger question is can Deadspin tell the difference between Ozzie Albies and Ronald Acuna Jr?

That’s me. I am they.

“They’re scheduled to play the Raiders in Oakland on Dec. 9. They’ve played just three games there since 1995. They’ve lost all three.”

Billy, it would be pretty difficult for the Hurricanes to play in the Orange Bowl since it no longer exists (and hasn't for years). Facts: they're delicious!

Is Deadspin so down in the dumps they can’t afford to pay an editor to look this over? Both Miami teams have shared the stadium for awhile now.

“played for some reason in the Dolphins’ stadium”

That’s not how you spell his name...

How do you manage to conflate the press with Congress? One is looking for aggrandizing topics to inflate their importance and the other is a bunch of reporters. 

I would not be surprised if at the end, Simmons becomes more appreciated for his ability to hire/develop talent rather than his writing skill. GM Simmons > Player Simmons.

I think he’s going to have to prove it. You know, he’s coming back saying he loves football—I talked to some people here, and he might like humanitarian work more than football. I don’t know. Nothing wrong with that, but I don’t know where his values really lie.

Can we talk about the fact that The Ringer is getting to be somewhere between good and really good, and yet Simmons is somehow the worst part of it? I think BS deserves a lot of credit for making things come together a second time and hiring some really talented folks, but his public interactions with them (partly due…

I legitimately feel bad for Tate Frazier, who’s generally likable and funny, to be saddled with that incomprehensible shitbag Mike Lombardi.