You’ve clearly never worked at a gas station that keeps a limited amount of money in the drawer to discourage robberies. Breaking a $100 bill is a huge hassle when you only have $150 in the drawer.

I was mentally pronouncing it as “Cyril”, but I guess it’s open to interpretation.

Straight people had the right to marry a person of their choosing; gay people had to fight for that right. And when they did win it, it was a simple matter of removing gender-specific language in the existing marriage laws.

My sister and BIL came up with two names for their (single) baby, because they picked the names before they knew the baby’s sex.

Did he pronounce it like Guy Fawkes, or just as the word?

Most animals have a much stronger immune system than humans do, because they haven’t evolved to eat cooked food.

Not really. The main exception is the whole Tyrande-Malfurion-Illidan thing, and a couple of notable lore characters are/were married, but most of the important relationships in the game are father/son or teacher/student type things.

I went to my grandma’s birthday party and sustained only minor injuries. (stubbed my toe on a door and tweaked a muscle in my shoulder from holding my baby cousin in an awkward position)

I’m also in the “hates the taste of alcohol camp”. My friends tell me it’s an acquired taste, and my response is “Why would I force myself to like something that’s bad for me?”

Another hot take: wearing clothing bragging about what kind of alcohol you drink makes me think you don’t have a healthy relationship with alcohol.

I personally am of the opinion that we should have professional jurors, who are trained in law, logic, and identifying bias in themselves and others.

Meuller is not an ineffective joke like some other people in Washington. Read up on the guy’s career; he’s taken down multiple major crime bosses. He’s going to take his time getting his ducks in a row, but when he decides the case is sufficiently investigated, a whole lot of people in Trump’s circle are going to jail.

I found a youtube video not too long ago that had a voice message he had left someone. It’s creepy how normal his real voice is.

My dad’s the best. Not only did he work his ass off to support me and my sisters, but he’s a giant nerd and introduced us to all the best movies that we might have missed out on since they were released before we were old enough to watch them. I watched the Star Wars trilogy on repeat, and can quote almost the…

I got a new cousin this week! She was a month premature, because my aunt developed preeclampsia, but both mother and baby are doing well.

Today is also my cousin’s birthday. Like literally, she was born five hours ago. She is also not under investigation.

It’s hovering around 95% on Rotten Tomatoes, so it’s safe to say it’s actually good.

Meijer is actually pretty good. We’re union, so we don’t have to put up with even a fraction of the shit Wal-mart pulls. There’s still the usual retail woes, like rude customers and understaffing, but there’s not a lot to do about that.

My mom claims Euchre is a Michigan thing. My dad’s office Christmas parties always included a Euchre tournament.

My mom has a similar number because she checks her email on the computer, so her phone doesn’t recognize the emails as being read.