All the applause for this response. It’s the best response to a pro-life argument. 

Per the usual, the guy who drones on and on about the fact that we need to incentivize business to take actions he deems positive seems incapable of applying that same logic to anyone or anything he isn’t a bag man for.

Ok, in order.

Paul Ryan is actually calling for Rich White Women to have more babies. All other people do not count as Americans.

Repulsicans like Ryan really have no idea how idiotic they sound. Having just one child costs approximately $250k from birth to age 18 — so we’re supposed to go all Jim Bob Duggar and churn out whole football teams. Not a smart idea in this world we live in right now.

Don’t you love it?? It’s the perfect can’t win. If you don’t have kids, it’s because you’re selfish. If you do have kids, it’s because you’re selfish. (You chose to have kids, why should I have to pay for you to have leave, deal with your crotch fruit in public, and on and on and on.)

Yeah, he’s been all over the place. Just make sure you dismiss all the trolls cause he’s saying awful things about white people.

Dude just got me in another article. He was talking some mad shit about Feminism (some of which I agree with but that’s neither here or there). I’m actually a little flattered.

Just a friendly reminder folks: This troll Jorni is going around impersonating peoples accounts. Please just dismiss the trolls

Yeah, maybe if Republicans hadn’t already screwed women over and continually try to do so more women would consider having more children. I don’t get my health insurance through my work place and Republicans are trying to take away my affordable ObamaCare insurance so how the hell do they think I am going to afford to…

You’ll be needing those kids to support you since they will be your new retirement plan.

Right? I love everything about pregnancy and motherhood so far, but we’re stopping because of everything you mentioned. These dickheads act like I just want to keep my hard partying lifestyle and just don’t want the personal limitations of children like it’s a selfish thing(not a problem, you do you). Newsflash: It’s…

Paul isn’t Daddy. Even if he were, I think you might want to politely suggest he might shut the fuck up.

I’ll tell Paul Ryan the same thing I tell my parents and all their noisy friends: you want me to have babies, create an environment where having and raising a child doesn’t cost an entire adult person’s salary and I’ll think about it.

So like ... can I have maternity leave? Affordable prenatal care? Any treatment for my battered lady-bits after birth? Help with childcare? (My parents live very, very far away and I really like what I do for a living.) Will my daughters be able to get jobs where they won’t be harassed by their employers, or is their…

Now that you mention it, I don’t think I ever have combined my Pregnant Nun and Zombie Nun costumes.... Hmm! I think I just got my next Mardi Gras idea! Thanks for the inspo, doll.

Please tell me your zombie miniskirted nun also was pregnant.

in the interest of full disclosure, I HAVE actually dressed up as a miniskirted zombie nun before.

Depends on if it stops his other victims (let’s not kid ourselves, if there’s one, there’s more) from coming out or the paper backs down from an article they researched for seven months just because the guilty party killed himself to avoid justice and scorn. All sorts of criminals commit suicide when cornered, that…

If you told a known bank robber that they were too chicken to rob a bank, and they went and robbed a bank, then you said, “well I bet you’re too chicken to rob two banks in one day” and they went and robbed another, I bet any halfway decent DA could get you on conspiracy.