All the applause for this response. It’s the best response to a pro-life argument. 

Per the usual, the guy who drones on and on about the fact that we need to incentivize business to take actions he deems positive seems incapable of applying that same logic to anyone or anything he isn’t a bag man for.

Ok, in order.

Paul Ryan is actually calling for Rich White Women to have more babies. All other people do not count as Americans.

Repulsicans like Ryan really have no idea how idiotic they sound. Having just one child costs approximately $250k from birth to age 18 — so we’re supposed to go all Jim Bob Duggar and churn out whole football teams. Not a smart idea in this world we live in right now.

Don’t you love it?? It’s the perfect can’t win. If you don’t have kids, it’s because you’re selfish. If you do have kids, it’s because you’re selfish. (You chose to have kids, why should I have to pay for you to have leave, deal with your crotch fruit in public, and on and on and on.)

Yeah, he’s been all over the place. Just make sure you dismiss all the trolls cause he’s saying awful things about white people.

Dude just got me in another article. He was talking some mad shit about Feminism (some of which I agree with but that’s neither here or there). I’m actually a little flattered.

Just a friendly reminder folks: This troll Jorni is going around impersonating peoples accounts. Please just dismiss the trolls

Yeah, maybe if Republicans hadn’t already screwed women over and continually try to do so more women would consider having more children. I don’t get my health insurance through my work place and Republicans are trying to take away my affordable ObamaCare insurance so how the hell do they think I am going to afford to…

You’ll be needing those kids to support you since they will be your new retirement plan.

Right? I love everything about pregnancy and motherhood so far, but we’re stopping because of everything you mentioned. These dickheads act like I just want to keep my hard partying lifestyle and just don’t want the personal limitations of children like it’s a selfish thing(not a problem, you do you). Newsflash: It’s…

Paul isn’t Daddy. Even if he were, I think you might want to politely suggest he might shut the fuck up.

I’ll tell Paul Ryan the same thing I tell my parents and all their noisy friends: you want me to have babies, create an environment where having and raising a child doesn’t cost an entire adult person’s salary and I’ll think about it.

I’ve long said that a PG-13 version in which Deadpool is bleeped and knows he’s being bleeped could be pretty entertaining. Both in him trying to find creative ways around the bleeping and eventually fully embracing the monkey-fighting/Monday to Friday ludicrousness.

Yup, Deadpool is literally the only unquestionable factor in this whole deal. Audience loves him, he makes the most money and he just started out. There’s zero question about his future.

Plus they can easily plop him into other PG-13 Marvel movies without too much fuss. Solo Deadpool movies should probably stick to what works. Deadpool as an ancillary character can be whatever he needs to be.

They’re also not interested in controversies. Here I’m more worried about X-23's future (I really want a movie with the same character and actress) than Deadpool’s which I’m fairly certain is fine in the near future.

Yeah, this is really a non story.

Deadpool made cash. Lots of cash.