The clip is from Iron Man 2, when Coulson told Tony he was not allowed to leave the house, and Coulson had no problem enforcing that rule with a taser.

I only knew about it because a trailer played for it before Logan, and my entire reaction was, “Oh, they’re making another King Arthur movie? Ok then.” They really failed at drumming up any excitement for this movie.

I’m typically reading Jezebel or one of the blogs I follow when I’m walking and using my phone. Walking is boring, reading makes it less boring.

No. Debating Nazis just legitimizes them. Milo does not deserve to be treated like he has valid opinions, because he doesn’t.

Jury trials are a constitutional right for criminal trials, but civil trials like custody battles or contract disputes follow different rules.

It’s also the go-to treatment for dogs who ate something they shouldn’t, like chocolate.

Weird Al gave us “whiter than sour cream”.

Some states don’t have a law specifically banning bestiality, but prosecute it as animal cruelty. I don’t think there’s any places in the US where it’s actually legal to bang an animal.

Do you not have the big metal toilet paper dispensers in your work bathroom? That’s where I set mine.

My dad did a job interview over FaceTime recently, but other than that I don’t know anyone who uses it.

Kristen Gillibrand would also be acceptable.

My aunt tried that on my cousin, and he refused to wear them, for fear of making the Ninja Turtles ill if he had an accident.

I was one of the mythical self-potty training babies. I just decided one day that I didn’t like diapers anymore, and asked my parents to teach me how to use the toilet. My sister was not so easy.

I guess you could wear it under a low-cut shirt if you wanted to show less cleavage, but that’s what camisoles are for.

It might be the oversized blouse she’s wearing in that photo; baggy clothes make you look bigger than you are. It’s a strange choice of clothes for showing off your post-weight loss body, though. You’d think she would want to wear something more form-fitting to show off her figure.

Basically, getting punched in the head so often it deforms the cartilage in your ear. It’s a common ailment among boxers and MMA fighters.

That makes no sense. Consent is the difference between assault and boxing, theft and charity, and sex and rape. Yes, you can consent to having a crime committed against you, because your consent makes it no longer a crime.

Is the onion/garlic powder on potato chips bad for dogs in small amounts? We don’t deliberately give my friend’s dog chips,. but we are clumsy and he has amazing reflexes when it comes to dropped food.

People do stupid things when they’re panicking, and it’s possible that Casey thought she would be arrested for not keeping a close enough watch on her daughter.

I believe they have cloacas, which are sort of an all-in-one hole used for excretion and reproduction. So a combination of a dick and an asshole.