Sylvie the Pixie. 15 hit points, 6 inches tall, and an unholy terror. She once broke the party out of prison using only her innate polymorph self and illusion powers. She once took out an entire detachment of dwarf soldiers by herself, without them ever knowing she was there. And she had a pony named Twinkles.

Is memory foam machine wash safe? I’d hate to accidentally wreck my pillow in the name of hygiene.

Yeah, that was my first thought too. He’s way too far to the right for my tastes, but at least he has relevant experience as a judge.

Biden has run for president multiple times, and never made it through the primaries, because he likes saying dumb things on camera.

I heard that back in Vanilla Wow, the code only allowed quests to be advanced by obtaining items or killing mobs. So for the few quests that required you to do something else, like go to the back of Jangolode Mine, the game would spawn an invisible bunny and kill it so you could get credit for doing the quest.

I’m kind of torn on that argument, because while I recognize that trans women are women, and they’re very welcome in the women’s rights movement, a lot of what we were fighting for at the Women’s March was access to reproductive rights, which is directly tied to most of us having uteri and ovaries. A cause doesn’t…

It sounds like they’re taking all of the pages on the White House website down, not just certain ones. So it might just be that they’re redesigning stuff, not making a point by taking pages down.

I’m not an expert on hairstyling, but it looks like she permed/bleached it to the point of permanantly damaging her hair.

You know, I had totally forgotten Chex Quest was a thing. God, that was a weird game. I wonder if I can download it from somewhere...

If I remember my high school french class correctly, “bouche” means mouth, so “amuse-bouche” would indeed make the most sense when referring to an appetizer, since it makes your mouth happy.

I’m all for not watching the inauguration, but do you think it would be better to leave the TV off entirely, or leave it tuned to something else, like a Forensic Files marathon?

The llamas and alpacas should be fine, at least; they’re pretty common farm animals, so it shouldn’t be hard to find a farmer who has room for them.

Get the most intimidating man you know to pretend to be your boyfriend/father and tell him to back off?

No, best case scenario is that Pence was involved somehow, and we get Ryan (as per line of succession). I hate Ryan, mind you, but he seems significantly less unhinged than either Pence or Trump.

My parents used to give me tips on how to improve my tantrums. “No, honey, you need to flail your arms more!” That worked wonders at getting me to stop, apparently.

If Quine had suffered a heart attack, the tax payers, including the victims daughter, would have to pay for her medical costs. Her doctors decided that gender reassignment was a life saving surgery, since she had attempted suicide before, and so the state has to pay for it just like they’d pay for a double bypass…

We should fix that by giving everyone better healthcare coverage, not by giving inmates less.

Violentacrez.

I’m holding out hope that Biden will take advantage of the ten-minute Democratic majority in the senate (between when the new session starts and when the new senators finish being sworn in) to call a vote to appoint Garland.

The companies that make the drugs we use to euthanize animals won’t sell them to the government for use in executions.