“This is the show now!"

Michael Rapaport is 48 looks 63 and acts 16. If you keep literally every aspect of him exactly the same there’s hotter men every place anywhere. 

Michael Rapaport is only 48? Jesus Christ, dude doesn't get to talk about other people's appearance.

Do these cookies have nuts? Asking for an intolerant friend.

How did Ready Player One not make this list?

Mrs. Maisel continues to try comedy and everyone in Westworld realizes they can pick out the hosts because they don’t have a sense of humor. The hosts run away to the Upside Down where they are finally safe from human comedy and entertainment.

probably had a wandering aye

I think its kind of a cruel fate and the Doctor would not be down with it. Then I think of The Family of Blood and how the good Doctor left them and it’s not dissimilar.

“Does it have a name?” It’s name is, you guessed it, Frank Stallone.

You get old enough, and you might have enough nipple hair to make this happen naturally. 

If you hold it up to your ear, you can hear the echo of at least six painful PR meetings.

Hideous accent? You declare war on Yorkshire, sir. We will send the whippets after you.

I know this movie is a decade old but this post is completely filled with spoilers including the frame from the video showing the monster behind her. One of the best parts of The Descent was how well they hid the reveal that there were actual monsters as the first 2/3rds of the movie is solely about the group being…

The communists who run the British Parliament have on-site day care, but I assume we can’t tolerate such radical notions in this country.

“Theyre gonna get on the same cycle. Probably wreak havoc on our plumbing.”

Of course there are red trees! Good grief.

YOUR MOM'S A DISNEY FILM PERHAPS

You guys...Lindy is joking. The hyperbole is for the sake of comedy. You're still allowed to like the trash that is Love Actually. You needn't sharpen the pitchforks against the lady who just brought cock bloctopus into to Lexicon. That would be wrong.

Cock-blocktopus just made my entire year. We're done here, 2013, and possibly the first half of 2014.

The grief-stricken Liam Neeson calls up Emma Thompson, who I guess is just some woman he knows (relationship NEVER EXPLAINED), to talk about how sad he is.