I just... can't... blerg. I am really not one of those people that goes stomping around saying things like "why is Jezebel posting this?" but it just comes off as petty. Is Bristol Palin annoying and representative of the horrible state of sex ed in America? Absolutely. But when is the last time she mattered at all to…

This is TOO damn stupid. Yet. I work in schools and know that there is verily two sides to every story. We have no idea what kinds of behaviors preceded this incident.

Sadists. Because sometimes the pockets are real but sewn shut for some reason. Why? Why? Why? So I've gone without pockets for ages before realising that I can just snip them open. Other times the pockets are fake and you forget and you're there trying to shove your wallet into a fake pocket for a solid five minutes…

dresses - not dressed.

Fake pockets are the devil.

My girlfriends have all had this problem, which leads to a much bigger problem with women's clothes in general.