“You’re shaped like a box.”

OR, that big, upwards inseam in the crotch of the pants. I'm a woman, not a Barbie doll with just a flat bit of flesh there. Ouch.

A bit of both. I find the false pocket to be most insulting and a potential conspiracy to rope us into buying large purses/bags/pocket books. If you like carrying a bag, more power to you, but pants should be available to all with POCKETS!